therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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