I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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