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penguin condom
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
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