I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
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I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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