Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
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Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
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She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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