whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
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well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
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