Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
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I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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