First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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