So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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