I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
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I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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