clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
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he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
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I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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