Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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