I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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