you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
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googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
But theres a keg here and me gusta
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
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i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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