It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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