We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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