if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
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im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
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I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
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