Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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