Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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