Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize
