take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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