i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
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You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
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get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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