ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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