She said her name was "party"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
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Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
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I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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