Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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