we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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