So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
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a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
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Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
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