I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
