Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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