Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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