It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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