Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
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I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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