I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I intend to get homeless drunk
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
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I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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