I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
What a dumb baby whore.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Randomize
