Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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