with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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