your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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