I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
barbara walters just said penis...
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
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A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
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Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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