i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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