You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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