Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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