if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
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