Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
that's an acceptable place to lick
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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