it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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