Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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