I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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