dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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