It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
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just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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