...so i touched it.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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