Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
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I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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