in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
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Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
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I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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