sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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