Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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