I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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