NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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