Welp...herpes.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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