She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
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In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
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David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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